Monday, January 02, 2006
Having visited the Disney Epcot Center in Orlando Florida yesterday (New Year's Eve), I am happy to say that paying $60 to visit the park is a great deal if you fit into one of the two following categories:
1. You are retarded, a miscreant fool, an idiot, or otherwise a social misfit.
2. You are new to planet earth, and learning that "water can be good for plants" and that "communication is important" are valuable lessons to you.
Although I usually would fit into the first category, after having visited Epcot I realize that I would prefer to enjoy my vacation elsewhere. However, visiting Disney Epcot made me understand two things. First, I now understand that Disney must be making tons of money on their amusement parks, and second I finally understood where Americans go on vacations. You almost never see them in Asia or anywhere else interesting, but you certainly find a lot of them in Orlando, Florida. Anyway, more on this later on, I will surely find more opportunities to insult Disney in the future.
1. You are retarded, a miscreant fool, an idiot, or otherwise a social misfit.
2. You are new to planet earth, and learning that "water can be good for plants" and that "communication is important" are valuable lessons to you.
Although I usually would fit into the first category, after having visited Epcot I realize that I would prefer to enjoy my vacation elsewhere. However, visiting Disney Epcot made me understand two things. First, I now understand that Disney must be making tons of money on their amusement parks, and second I finally understood where Americans go on vacations. You almost never see them in Asia or anywhere else interesting, but you certainly find a lot of them in Orlando, Florida. Anyway, more on this later on, I will surely find more opportunities to insult Disney in the future.
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