Thursday, April 06, 2006
"Loyal" donkeys better than wives, says textbook
I could not agree more. On average, the donkeys I have dated have proven much more loyal than the girls. A donkey will carry you wherever you want to go, does not fancy jewelry, and depending on where you are studying or working - may actually be more attractive than many women.
The above can be easily proven. For example, at the University of Pennsylvania, male students tend to gradually develop an interest in donkeys due to the lack of attractive females. For students that stick around at Penn for graduate school, close to 75% of the males express a sincere sexual interest in donkeys. Please note that this is based on absolutely no solid proof or research, it is just pure speculation in order to make this blog more interesting.
Go Donkeys!
I could not agree more. On average, the donkeys I have dated have proven much more loyal than the girls. A donkey will carry you wherever you want to go, does not fancy jewelry, and depending on where you are studying or working - may actually be more attractive than many women.
The above can be easily proven. For example, at the University of Pennsylvania, male students tend to gradually develop an interest in donkeys due to the lack of attractive females. For students that stick around at Penn for graduate school, close to 75% of the males express a sincere sexual interest in donkeys. Please note that this is based on absolutely no solid proof or research, it is just pure speculation in order to make this blog more interesting.
Go Donkeys!
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